In an unexpected victory, polls indicate that the Flatwoods Monster has clinched the 2020 Presidential election. Though the mythical monster, only seen once in 1952 [read more about there HERE], wasn’t even on the ballot or an official write-in option; as well as not securing any party affiliation, the cryptid has won the popular vote narrowly beating out the nearest competition in Kanye West. West secured 37% of the popular vote.
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