Flatwoods Monster wins underdog upset in 2020 Presidential ElectionNovember 3, 2020
In an unexpected victory, polls indicate that the Flatwoods Monster has clinched the 2020 Presidential election. Though the mythical monster, only seen once in 1952 [read more about there HERE], wasn’t even on the ballot or an official write-in option; as well as not securing any party affiliation, the cryptid has won the popular vote narrowly beating out the nearest competition in Kanye West. West secured 37% of the popular vote.
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